Q1. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a pig? (answers below) (joke)
Q2. What do you get when you cross a witch with the beach? (joke)
Q3. What do monsters eat for dessert? (joke)
Q4. Cows say (knock knock joke)
Q5. Tongue twister: Silly snake sips salty soda. (say it five times fast)
Answers:
A1. Bacon with legs.
A2. A sand witch (sandwich).
A3. Ice scream. (ice cream).
A4. Moo! (not "who")