Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Joke Time

Q1. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a pig?   (answers below) (joke)

Q2. What do you get when you cross a witch with the beach? (joke)

Q3. What do monsters eat for dessert? (joke)

Q4. Cows say (knock knock joke)

Q5. Tongue twister: Silly snake sips salty soda. (say it five times fast)








Answers:
A1. Bacon with legs.

A2. A sand witch (sandwich).

A3. Ice scream. (ice cream).

A4. Moo! (not "who")